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When my dick get hard out of nowhere

Diaries of A Conscious Black Man

  • Conscious Black Man: We need to stick together, my brother. Respect and love one another, my brother.
  • Gay Black Man: I know, right!
  • Conscious Black Man: Ew, you faggot. You're disgusting, you are not natural, them white people emasculated you!


In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts


shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

I remember when I first got tumblr





Folks would comment on a post saying “this”…

I’d be looking like “this” what??

Tumblrese is an interesting language. Like wtf is gpoy??

lol “gratuitous picture of yourself” it’s kinda like saying “ME!” but with more letters

Lol…. But WHY!?!?! So… Is it not the same as “selfie”?

oh nooo not the same as “selfie” but they’re similar, gotta get hip to the lingo lol

Smh… I’m just gonna stay lame and ignorant, lmao